I noticed lately that I've been wearing a lot of wife beaters. I also noticed that it's not really an accident. The morning conversation with myself about what to wear is usually something like this (in flowchart form):
1. Should I wear a wife beater today?
- If YES; put on a wife beater.
- If NO; proceed to question # 2
2. Am I too good for wife beaters?
- If NO; put on a wife beater.
The answer to # 2 is never yes.
